A Study That Needed To Be Done (?)

Click HERE - read the TRUE MEDICAL STUDY, then whack your forehead with the palm of your hand and say: "No sh*t, Sherlock!"

Maybe next they can study the effects of salt in an open wound...

Lookit Me, I'm Sandra Lee, Short On Vocabulary

Don't worry about being extremely well-spoken - if you're PRETTY enough, people generally won't notice how few words you know. They probably only listen to a select few, anyway.

Long. Thick. Nine-inch. (Not sure of THAT word) Take it. Take it. Take it.

Ohhhhh, yes...